Usually, I cover really pressing and hard hitting events like televisions sales, ad scans, or the latest new in television lamps and bulbs. This is different. I just received word that my best friend Chuck Wigglesworth was bitten by the dangerous razorfunfish. What is a razorfunfish?
I didn’t know myself when Chuck was explaining it to me on the phone but it’s pretty much a tapeworm. He decided he’s go for a romp in a gratto last time he was on vacation and came back with swelling that wasn’t very flattering. He spent the next week showing his groin to a bunch of doctors and to a few actors he knew who played doctors. Ultimately – it was ruled a razorfunfish bite.
To make sure you don’t end up getting bitten by the razorfunfish, you should follow these three steps:
- Beware of murky grattos, or sludge filled pools – It may seem like fun at first but it probably isn’t
- If you can’t see the bottom of anything you’re about to put your foot in; don’t.
- Ensure that you’ve probably lathered yourself with old Domino pizza sauce. (I hear the older the better)
Hopefully, this is the last time I hear about razorfunfish…. I don’t even to imagine what they look like. The idea of them squirming around me sounds dreadful.
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